My run-in with the Mexican police

 

This week, I’m interrupting our romp through Newfoundland for a little story that was prompted by this post from a well-known travel blogger. These folks are living in Mexico, and were stopped several times by the police for what they thought was la mordida –the little bribery “bite.” You can read their story on your own, but it reminded me of my own run-in with the Mexican police some years ago.

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For a week I’d been camping with my family in a sweet spot by the ocean just south of Ensenada in Baja. This is the peninsula south of California in Mexico. We’d been rambling around  for several weeks and had recently driven across the peninsula to this mid-sized town about 60 miles (100 km) south of Tijuana.

Winter break was ending for my college-age son, and Ensenada was our point of departure for an end run to the San Diego airport. From there, we would continue on down the Baja for the winter, and Luke would return to school in Michigan.

This drive involved:

  • Finding my way through Ensenada to Highway 1
  • Grazing Tijuana and navigating the border crossing. (The busiest in the world.)
  • Getting to the San Diego airport in time for my son’s flight
  • Picking up supplies for the rest of our stay in Baja
  • Reversing course, recrossing the border, and getting back to the campground before dark

Not to mention that I was driving our massive Ford duallie (those pick-up trucks with four rear wheels), which doubled as a tow vehicle for the 30-foot trailer that was home to our family of four. Plus the dog.

So far, my time in Mexico had given me deep respect for the haphazard signage, uncertain roads, and the mantra to never, ever drive at night. Also for the speed bumps (topes) that might randomly appear in the middle of a dirt road and that could wipe out your suspension.

I had also learned that a duallie truck on unfamiliar Mexican roads is like fitting the glass slipper on the step-sister. It just doesn’t work.

So, I was terrified.

I grilled Patty and Norm, our campground neighbors from southern California. We drew little maps, which I memorized. Norm’s final warnings were burned into my psyche:

“There’s a tricky turn on Mex 1 just as you’re getting into Tijuana. Be ready to make a quick left, almost an about-face, to get to the border crossing. If you miss it, you’ll be heading into Tijuana.”

And: “If a Mexican cop pulls you over, just hand him twenty dollars. It’ll save you a lot of grief.”

Roger that, Norm.

We leave early in the morning, driving through Ensenada, following the tiny signs, and easily make it to Mex 1, the only road that runs the length of Baja. This northern stretch is a smooth, modern highway that parallels the ocean. We roll merrily along, enjoying the view in a haze of relief and overconfidence.

See? No problem. What’s the big deal?

The road narrows and becomes more congested as we near Tijuana. I am in the fast lane looking for the turn.

There!

Wait. Is that it? That break in the guardrail?

Yes!

Damn! I missed it!

Now I am hurtling along the freeway toward Tijuana, the last place in the world I want to be. Luke is stone silent, which I’ve come to learn is fear. He was silent like this when we almost drove off a mountain, too.

I am weaving unsteadily into the slow lane, looking I’m sure, like I am drunk.

Almost immediately, lights flash behind me, and a cop is on my bumper.

What else could go wrong? I have to get my son to the airport. I’m lost, and now I’m going to lose twenty bucks, too.

“Luke, hand me the money.”

I watch the cop approach in the rearview mirror. The twenty-dollar bill is a damp wad crumpled in my sweaty palm.

The guy is very serious. His uniform is crisp. I can’t see his eyes behind the sunglasses.

In broken English, he says, “Can I help you? Are you lost?”

Cautious relief begins to flood my overtaxed limbic system. But wait. Is this a trick to make the sucker let down his guard? After all, Mexican cops are the bogeymen, right?

Then, with difficulty, he tries to make me understand which exit I must take in order to reach the border. He tells me (or I think he’s telling me) that not every exit will be big enough to accommodate my truck.

“OK? Está bien?”

He still hadn’t asked for money, and I am limp from relief and gratitude. I’d like to have given him money, and maybe he’d have taken it. But honestly, money seemed misplaced and even insulting. This guy had given me a gift. An apparently free gift. After a gift like this, you owe the universe big time.

“Adios,” he said and walked back to his car.

At the border, burly American guards with mirrored sunglasses and German shepherds straining against short leashes stalk among the lines of cars waiting to cross. (Wait. Remind me–who’s the bogeyman?) Because I have the right look and the right passport, I am waved through without incident.

At the end of that very long day, I made it back to our little paradise on the ocean.

Before dark.

So, while stereotypes may carry some general truth, real human beings often act in surprising ways. Or maybe we tend to believe what fits the stereotype and filter out what doesn’t.

Whatever.

I only know that my debt to the universe involves throwing a monkey wrench into our stereotype of the Mexican police.

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6 Responses to My run-in with the Mexican police

  1. jen selby 5 May, 2013 at 5:36 pm #

    The Mexicans I have met would be insulted to be offered money for doing their job. I’m so glad you met that kind too. But still, be careful of strangers when you hit So. America this winter. You know that while we love you, are proud of you, etc. etc., we still have that touch of concern.

    • Kate Convissor 7 May, 2013 at 7:43 pm #

      Thanks Jenny, I really do try to be careful. I’ll be in Mexico for the first months, and I’m really excited to mosey around among the places I’ve missed on past trips. My aim is to “vaya con dios” ever more attentively.

  2. Lois 4 May, 2013 at 8:09 am #

    Thanks for throwing that monkey wrench.

    • Kate Convissor 4 May, 2013 at 3:18 pm #

      I owed the universe at least that much. I think we all do.

  3. Ainlay Dixon 4 May, 2013 at 8:09 am #

    LOL, We also had our break with stereotypes when we crossed the Thai/Cambodian border. We had heard and read so much about the inevitable scams and bribes that we were tense and ready for trouble. But when we got to passport control not only were the officers as sweet and polite as possible, they actually came out of their cubicle to help my girls (who were 9) fill out their paperwork. It was one of our nicest & easiest border crossing of the whole trip.

    • Kate Convissor 4 May, 2013 at 3:17 pm #

      I’ve often wondered whether the novelty/general loveliness of an American traveling in out-of-the-way places with young children was especially appealing to people. Seeing photos of you and the kids, you often seemed like ambassadors of…something. I’m thinking it must have been attractive and affirming somehow to the people you met.

      I love hearing stories that completely debunk all the walls we want to throw up to protect ourselves and our stereotypes. Thanks for sharing.

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